Re: Corrupted Wish [Game]

by **Dagomis** January 9th 2009, 10:12 pm

Granted, but it's not the chocolate you were wanted or were thinking of.

I wish to know the secret of life.

by **Vivian** January 9th 2009, 10:17 pm

Granted. The secret to living is not to die.
(I read some of that manga you mentioned. I assumed you were referring to "Golden Darkness"? That's also were all the Deviluke references are coming from too....)

by **Dagomis** January 9th 2009, 10:46 pm

(Actually, I was referring to King Deviluke, LaLa's father.)

I wish to have more students.

by **Hei** January 10th 2009, 8:03 am

Ah, yes. To-Love-Ru. Too bad me and Stew and everyone read it first, huh?

Granted. You have too many students than you know what to do with. You also have Parkinsons.

I wish for more time to study.

by **Dagomis** January 10th 2009, 9:17 am

Granted. Though you find out that you accidentally studied the wrong material in that subject.

I wish to know: in what world is AIDS the greatest gift anyone can give.

by **Nejisuke** January 10th 2009, 2:29 pm

Wish granted, you find out what world it is, and then you get amnesia and forget again.

I wish for an uncoruptable wish.

by **Hei** January 10th 2009, 2:50 pm

Granted. This wish is still corruptible though, so you just get another wish which is corruptible.

I wish it wasn't so damn cold in my house.

by **Nejisuke** January 10th 2009, 2:58 pm

Granted, your house is now on fire.

I wish to not have to eat again without being dead.

by **Hei** January 10th 2009, 4:06 pm

uh... what?

by **Nejisuke** January 10th 2009, 5:09 pm

I wish that I would never have to eat again, without the result being death.

by **Dagomis** January 10th 2009, 5:47 pm

Granted, but you forget to drink anything as you normally would when eating and die.

I wish for all of the unclear, reatarded wishes to stop appearing throughout the game.

by Guest January 10th 2009, 6:00 pm

granted...they are now replaced by the clearly stupid wishes

I wish I could breathe on land and in water

by **Hei** January 10th 2009, 8:03 pm

Granted. You can breathe, but it doesn't mean your lungs can filter oxygen out of water. You suffocate from being asstarded and trying to suck water into your lungs. Very Happy

I wish for Dagomis.

by **Dagomis** January 10th 2009, 8:33 pm

Granted, but he quickly plays the race card ... the strongest card in the game Laughing

I wish for to become the Grand Architect of Hell, controlling a battalion of demons to do my bidding. Thereby acting as my crew.

by **Hei** January 10th 2009, 8:56 pm

DAMMIT YOU CANT PLAY THE RACE CARD, OBAMA IS PRESIDENT >:C

Granted. You have a demonic crew team. Go have fun racing on the river styx.

I wish for more time with my girlfriend

by **Dagomis** January 10th 2009, 9:04 pm

HAHA! Yeah, I love Styx Crew, it's so lively.

Granted, your bodies blend together while you have sex. Congadulations, she is now your siamese twin. Pervert.

I wish for January 20 to come so that Obama can finally get his title and make history. GOBAMA!

by **Hei** January 10th 2009, 9:50 pm

Wow. We're not planning on that for a few months yet. Thanks for your faith in my seductive abilities though Razz

Granted. January 20 comes and then it repeats over and over until you get sick of life.

I wish for a glass of the finest tropicana orange peach mango juice.

by **Dagomis** January 10th 2009, 10:18 pm

Of course, there is only one person with greater seductive skills, and his name is Gintech.

Granted. It is freshly squeezed and everything, but there is one more ingredient: Chocolate.

I wish to have a Kateikyoushi Hitman like Reborn-sama.

by **Lockheart42** January 10th 2009, 10:23 pm

Granted, but he dies in your hands and people accuse you of being a murderer.

I wish for puppies

by **Hei** January 10th 2009, 10:25 pm

Granted. You receive just that- puppies. They were all bludgeoned with sacs filled with grapefruits before you got them though, so those that are still alive are comatose. Have fun!

I wish for EVIL

by **purpleregiment7** January 10th 2009, 10:28 pm

Granted. Obama became president. Mad

I wish that people would stop telling me things that i never really wanted to know about them.

by **Hei** January 10th 2009, 10:29 pm

Ouch harsh.

Granted. They now tell you everything you don't want to hear about yourself. Jerkwad.

I wish for Every Villain Is Lemons.

by **purpleregiment7** January 10th 2009, 10:33 pm

I wasn't talking about yall.

Granted. Every villan is turned into lemons with knives. THey quickly corner you, cut you several times, and squeeze their juices on you. Have fun with the pain!!!

I wish that people in general were nicer to each other

by **Dagomis** January 10th 2009, 10:43 pm

Granted. People are now 0.000000000000000000000000001% nicer to each other.

I wish to have Tsuna's mitten/ X Gloves?

by **Hei** January 11th 2009, 9:29 am

Lol no Nejisuke I was talking about Obama being evil.

Granted. Unfortunately, you can't put them on.

I wish for salt in my wounds. Lemon juice could infect them Sad

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