Corrupted Wish [Game]

[Dagomis]

Spoiler:

I'll start it off:

I wish for controllable intangibility.

[Nejisuke]

Wish granted, but someone other than you controls it.




I wish to rule the world.

[Kisuke]

Granted, but you will rule a world with no people on it

I wish for eternal life

[Dagomis]

Granted, but you repeatedly try to commit suicide after seeing all the people you care about die natural and non-naturally.

I wish for a diamond armor plated wolf puppy, that will forever be cute yet vicious and strong enough to take down the world's strongest men and women combined.

[Hei]

Granted. He has rabies.

I wish for a t-bone steak right now.

[Vivian]

Your t-bone steak is rotten.

I wish for Obama's immediate impeach. And/or assassination.

[Hei]

Granted. He comes back from the dead as a zombie dictator.

I wish for an unrotten steak ;~;

[Vivian]

My dog gets it first.

I wish for chaos.

[Dagomis]

Granted, but the choas reaches such a point that you can not control it and you are killed in the rebellion.

I wish for tail like King Deviluke's (w/ accessories).

[Hei]

Granted. You never said you wanted it attached though.

[Dagomis]

(Dude, you forgot to make a wish to keep the game going.)

[Vivian]

Rebellion doesn't necessarily mean chaos.

I wish for law and order.

[Hei]

(Whoops)

Granted. You now have the right and left arms of Chuck Norris.

I wish for a better phone -.-

[Vivian]

Sweet. You get a better phone. With no service in your area (that was actually the case with the iPhone for a month or so after it came out).

I wish I could become invisible at will. And visible.

[Hei]

Granted. You can now become invisible when no one is looking at you.

Damn iPhone... I wish I could have complete manipulation of electricity.

[Vivian]

Granted. You now have control complete of the electricity within you. And no resistance to it.

I want a rainbow pony

[Dagomis]

Granted, but it bucks you while riding a rainbow

I wish for an anatomically and biologically attached tails which looks and acts as King Deviluke's, though I have fully control over it.

[Vivian]

I cut them off.

I want the Monster manga.

[Hei]

Granted. The Monster Manga then proceeds to do the mash. And eat you.

I wish I had my school ring already -.-

[Dagomis]

Granted, but it soon gets stolen by a crackhead as you wait for your bus.

I wish for [include previous] that can not be removed by any means known to man or other living or non-living being.

[Vivian]

The previous owner's ghost haunts you until you go insane.

I wish for a 100 on my paper

[Lockheart42]

Granted, but your teacher forgets to save the grade and decides to just give you a zero. The paper itself also combusts.

I wish for air to breathe.

[Vivian]

Unfortunately, this air contains no oxygen.

[Dagomis]

(Vivian, you've never read or seen To Love-Ru have you?)

Since there is no wish...

I wish for the ultimate Magic: The Gathering deck.

[Vivian]

(If I have I've forgotten it). Granted, but you loose it.

I want the deck you lost.

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