Re: Corrupted Wish [Game]

by **Dagomis** January 11th 2009, 11:05 am

Granted. You now have salt, as well as lemon juice, in your wounds. Congradulations, you masochist son of a gun.

I wish for a Hell puppy, who is under my complete control and loyal to only me.

by **Hei** January 11th 2009, 1:24 pm

WOOOOOOO! PAIN!

Granted. You now have a puppy with all the powers of the dark denizens of hell. You can't control puppies though, so it wreaks havoc through your house. Have fun with that.

I wish for a better keyboard.

by **Dagomis** January 11th 2009, 1:26 pm

Granted. But, it quickly broken you accidentally spill Orange Crush into it.

I wish to have the greatest pet ever.

by **Hei** January 11th 2009, 2:40 pm

Granted. You now have a rock.

I wish for MTN Dew. The Massive Testosterone Numbers Dew. Which is so much better than the old Mountain Dew.

by **Dagomis** January 11th 2009, 3:51 pm

Granted. But as you start to drink, the label falls off and reveals that it is just regular Mountain Dew. NOOOOOO!!!!

I wish to see live-action Gladiator Mice, so that I can yell, "I have everything and you have nothing!"

by **Hei** January 11th 2009, 4:07 pm

Granted. But before you can shout that, you get your throat slit. Very Happy

I wish for Saints Row 2

by **Dagomis** January 11th 2009, 5:04 pm

Granted. But, the game enters an infinite loop of you being killed. This continues until the loop finally burns both the disc and system out.

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I wish for Mid-Terms to be over, so that I can focus on the games I just got.

by **Vivian** January 11th 2009, 5:25 pm

Granted. You decide not to take them, meaning that you failed all of them. But cheer up! You've got those games now!

by **Dagomis** January 11th 2009, 9:28 pm

(Since there is no wish...)

I wish for my grade on Monday and Tuesday exam to be good enough to allow me to pass the semester.

by **Nejisuke** January 11th 2009, 10:07 pm

Congratulations, your grades were good enough, but you got in a fight on Tuesday and were suspended from the rest of the school year.

I wish Obama would wait to get elected after my birthday (the 23rd). What a crappy early birthday present...

by **Hei** January 12th 2009, 3:49 pm

Granted. You find out that you were born on the 24th. And adopted.

I wish for a mouse

by **Nejisuke** January 12th 2009, 5:19 pm

Granted, but it a cat comes along and eats it.

I wish for that cat^^

by **Jisenki** January 12th 2009, 6:01 pm

Granted, but wait the cat is wearing a disguise an somehow Jason the killer. Good Die!

I wish for mickey D's

by **Hei** January 12th 2009, 6:08 pm

Granted. You get micky the mouse holding a D. And O NOES the cat eats them both and then dies from overeating. Sucks.

I wish for APPLE JUICE

by **Nejisuke** January 12th 2009, 6:28 pm

Granted, but you later learn that somebody had peed in that apple juice...

I wish for some BBQ sauce

by **Hei** January 12th 2009, 8:05 pm

Nummy.

Granted. You recieve a Q made entirely out of rosebush. Then you receive a delicious sauce to put on it. Bon appetit!

I want me a coaster.

by **Vivian** January 12th 2009, 8:15 pm

Granted. It is made out of the the skull of a deceased witness in an important drug trial. Wait, is that the police I hear?

I wish for others to post faster.

by **Hei** January 12th 2009, 8:32 pm

Granted. Those that you WANT to post faster do not, though.

I wish for a saw to cut the skull and gold plate it to use as a drinking goblet.

by **Nejisuke** January 12th 2009, 9:52 pm

Granted, but you accidentally cut off your arm with the saw. Good luck being an invalid.

I wish to finish this book i'm reading quicker.

by **Hei** January 13th 2009, 6:23 am

Granted, you receive the uncanny ability to turn pages faster. You get paper cuts every time you turn a page, though, so you now have multiple STDs. Have fun with that.

I wish for a mutation serum

by **Nejisuke** January 13th 2009, 5:47 pm

Granted, and you accidently get stuck with the mutation serum and you become a blob with the ability to die. Have fun with that^^

I wish for all who oppose me to die.

by **Hei** January 13th 2009, 5:56 pm

Granted. Turns out the whole world was against you. Have fun being alone.

I wish for THE Blob.

by **Dagomis** January 13th 2009, 6:21 pm

Granted. But, it devours you and your family painfully. It quickly dies after one of your parents kills it with their last breath.

I wish to successfully translate all of these Hercules stories.

by **Nejisuke** January 13th 2009, 6:26 pm

Granted, but then you get sued for copyright somehow.

I wish for pie.

by **Hei** January 13th 2009, 6:59 pm

Granted. You find a delicious pie on a windowsill and abscond with said pie. You then are chased by clowns until you are cornered and decide to eat it. You are surprised to find that it is a lemon merangue and razor blade pie. Mmm...

I wish for the fantastic four.

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