Re: Corrupted Wish [Game]

by **Dagomis** January 6th 2009, 12:16 pm

Granted, but its the wrong deck. You get the worst deck I have ever lost.

I wish to one day become King of Deviluke, loved by all and feared by all.

by **Hei** January 6th 2009, 1:28 pm

Granted. Shortly after you are assassinated by Vin Diesel who takes your throne and rules as the Furian King. Very Happy

I wish for an iPod touch

by **Vivian** January 6th 2009, 5:04 pm

You realize that all the cool apps are iPhone only.

I want Viv's powers in real life.

by **Hei** January 6th 2009, 7:18 pm

Granted. Your DNA changes drastically allowing you to receive her powers. This causes the oncogenes within your body to become protooncogenes. Congradulations, you now have melanoma.

I wish for the next person's wish Twisted Evil

by **Dagomis** January 6th 2009, 7:48 pm

Granted, but the next person is me and...

I wish for an Ipod Touch that can only play Underground and Mainstream Rap/ Hip Hop/ R&B.

by **Vivian** January 6th 2009, 7:59 pm

Ouch. How cruel. XD

by **Dagomis** January 6th 2009, 8:07 pm

(Not really, it depends on the type of music you like.)

by **Hei** January 6th 2009, 9:29 pm

Hahaha I think she was talking about my complete and utter corruption of her wish Very Happy

Granted, Dagomis, but you also find that "Never gonna give you up" is also on there and is stuck on infinite loop.

I wish that my cats could talk.

by **Dagomis** January 6th 2009, 10:04 pm

Granted, but they are just like the announcer and Grandma from Dr. Tran, constantly talking about HOT AMERICAN DICKINGS!! and telling stories about the great dick in the sky.

I wish my life was Trans-tastic.

by **Hei** January 7th 2009, 1:14 pm

Granted. Though, in a bad way. Think about it if it doesn't come to you.

I wish I WAS Dr. Tran. He's awesome.

by **Nejisuke** January 7th 2009, 6:11 pm

Granted, but Leeland's Grandma takes you for a ride again and you get arrested.

by **Kisuke** January 7th 2009, 8:57 pm

No wish?

I wish for a terrible and disgusting sandwich that I would love to eat

by **Vivian** January 7th 2009, 9:02 pm

It makes you sick.

I wish someone would hurry and look over my updates.

by **Hei** January 7th 2009, 9:07 pm

Granted. But it won't be me Very Happy

I wish that I wasn't sick anymore Sad

by **Kisuke** January 7th 2009, 9:10 pm

Granted. But your sickness makes your friends sick, which causes their friends to be sick, which causes their friends to be sick, which as a result causes everyone to die from your sickness and leaves you alone on Earth and lonely...and uh, sad too.

I wish for a balloon that can't pop and is red!

by **Hei** January 7th 2009, 9:42 pm

Granted. You have HIV. Very Happy

I wish to be the one and only indisputable, immortal king of a warmongering species that takes over the galaxy.

by **Dagomis** January 8th 2009, 12:16 pm

Granted, you are now King Deviluke, but you have AIDS.

I wish for Ganandorf to come down from the east and give me a cookie while fighting the forces of Mordor.

by **Hei** January 8th 2009, 12:18 pm

Granted. First off, you're blind so you look to the west instead of the east. Secondly, an orc chops off your head so he dumps crappy half baked cookies on your corpse.

I wish for another wish.

by **Nejisuke** January 8th 2009, 5:11 pm

Granted, but that wish fails too.

I wish for world peace without dictatorship controlling all of it.

by **Dagomis** January 8th 2009, 6:10 pm

Granted, but a "President" gains control over the entire world and creates such a world.

I wish for the Platinum Angel to become a black/ green creature in my black/green deck.

by **Jisenki** January 8th 2009, 6:30 pm

Our black/green decks get switched and magically you get all of my crap cards that wasn't even in my deck and I get your good cards, leaving you with diddly squat and giving me all that I need to make a new black/green deck.

I wish for nothing at all

by **Dagomis** January 8th 2009, 6:34 pm

Granted. Anything you have ever gotten is now gone, which means I get all my cards back and your crap cards disappear.

I wish to finally get past Jewel Man in Mega Man 9.

by **Jisenki** January 8th 2009, 7:03 pm

You don't and to make things worse, I get everything back! geek

I wish for a whale

by **Hei** January 8th 2009, 9:02 pm

Granted. You now have a beached whale and sickle-celled anemia.

I wish for a harpoon to pierce your whale corpse.

by **Dagomis** January 8th 2009, 9:27 pm

Granted. But, it shoots through both the whale and Jisenki. After which, I get everything he got back and finally beat Jewel Man and the rest of the game.

I wish for Dagomis to be the successor of Jisenki.

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