some random cartoons i found online.

[Nejisuke]

[Jisenki]

Spool...HA!


I got one:

A lady walks into a doctor's office. The doctor has urgent news that he needed to tell her. The lady sat down on a bench in front of the doctor and asked: "Doctor! What's the problem?!!" The doctor replies: "Thank you for coming in today. I have some news to tell you, both good and bad." The shocked lady asks: "Well what's the good news?" The doctor replies: "Well, the good news is that you have a full 24 hours to live." She shouts: "That's the good news?!! What's the bad news then?" The doctor shakes his head says: "Well, the bad news is....I've been trying to call you since yesterday."

[Sara]

I heard this joke on a British pannel show called QI... I laughed.



The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background
checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists —
two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of
the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what
the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in
a chair. You have to kill her.”

The first man said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent replies, “Then you’re not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun
and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the
agent came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my
wife.”

The agent replies, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. Only she was told to kill her
husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the
walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, “You
B*stards! You didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him
to death with the chair.”

[Nejisuke]

hahahahahahahahhhaha!!!!! those were both hilarious.

[Sara]

Jisenki's was better than mine XD I actually LOLed.

[Nejisuke]

i think yours was better. heres one i got in an email...

A teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his boots? He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.


She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet.

He then announced, "These aren't my boots."


She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to. Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet.


No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em."

Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.

Helping him into his coat, she asked, "Now, where are your mittens?"

He said, "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots."

[Jisenki]

I liked Sara's too. I pictured that. (Someone trying to shoot their husband and the gun had blanks).


Nejisuke's is hilarious too. I'd be pissed if that were me but at the same time I'd probably be dying from laughter on the inside.

[Riko]

I like all of those jokes. Look at these anime jokes

[Sara]

Urgh! Sakura as Byakuya?! ¬_¬ That was a bad choice. But I can see Sasuke as Ishida though.

[Kisuke]

I like the Bleach/Naruto one. I couldn't see the entire Akatsuki one though. It's cut off.

[Zura]

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[Jisenki]

The set-up alone was good. Igive it a hahaha

[Sara]

i loled at the wrestling one.

[Jisenki]

The second one with the snapple was good too. Where do you guys get these?

[Zura]

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Just search Cyanide and Happiness on google and a link should take you to find these comics

[Jisenki]

Those are great.

[Zura]

[Xexame]

That actually makes perfect sense, especially the one with the boy or girl thing. How can someone walk up to you like that and you ask them 'are you a boy or girl?' and then your grandson walks in and some stranger suggests a name and that's what you call them?

I must admit, I laughed once I realized what it was about. Its just that funny.

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